| Captain Buzz
Here’s the buzz on Captain Buzz - he's new
to the area and looking for a playmate. Some one to squeak and slobber with
who is not turned off by poly-filled latex, tattoos or peg legs. The Captain
is approximately 17-1/2" long.
$15.95 |
Jeff E. Coli
Meet our surfin' chicken-dude Jeff E.
Coli, beloved off-spring of the flatulent show-stopping union of Henrietta
and Earl, your favorite burlesque beauty and gas-passing gig-ster! Born
ready to put the less-than-surftastic trailer parks of his childhood behind
him, he was eager to hit the beaches with any waves he could get his long
board on. So begins the story of our Jeff E. Coli! With a dog bone toy in
his short's pocket, mirror shades on his beady eyes, and a "chick-a-bow-wow-bunga
dude!" on his beak, he's ready for some barnyard-busting squawking-good,
gnarly hanging-five fun! Range free, boneless latex squeaker toy. He
contains no MSG and has been de-feathered for canine pleasure! Poly-filled
latex. Lead Free! 11.5 long x 3.5 wide
$15.95
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| Tator the Dog
Lovin' Gator 
Legend has it that the largest alligator
ever trapped was more than 19 feet long and weighed close to a half-ton!
Well, we have the one that got away! He's bigger and badder - meet our
All-American Gator, "Tator the Dog-Lovin' Gator"! Born restless in a
Louisiana Bayou he headed for his home away from home, the land of orange &
blue, home of the Florida Gator Bowl, and the gator holes of Florida
swamplands. Your dogs will love drawing "first bite" again & again with this
durable, hand painted, poly-filled, latex, lead free toy built for endless
hours of gator-play!!
large $8.95
Small $15.95
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Holiday Henrietta
There's a new chicken this Holiday Season!
Henrietta is a very hormonal, range free, boneless latex squeaker toy. She
contains no MSG and has been de-feathered for canine pleasure! Poly filled
latex. The large Henrietta is approximately 17-1/2" long and the small
Henrietta is about 9-1/2" long.
small $ 8.95
Large $ 15.95
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| Play Chick Bunny
Henrietta
There's is definately something
artifically enhanced on this hen! Her ears people, what were you thinking?
Henrietta is a very hormonal, range free, boneless latex squeaker toy. She
contains no MSG and has been de-feathered for canine pleasure! Poly filled
latex. The large Henrietta is approximately 17-1/2" long and the small
Henrietta is about 9-1/2" long.
small $8.95
large $ 15.95
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Sweet Talk'n Rose Toy
A beautiful plush toy to share with a
loved one. Each Rose has a sound chip inside that says "I love you."
small $9.00
Large $16.95
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